...правда, окончательно всякая возможность продуктивной деятельности пропала только после того, как ректор кинул мне ссылку на флеш-игрушку с кроликом Х)
Kevin's kids are generally well-behaved, but they seem have about one day a week when they descend into howling barbarism–if we're lucky, that's a weekday, so there's only a few hours before they can be summarily banished to bed, but today it fell on Saturday, which means that we have had a constant recitation of the Greatest Hits of Parenting, which include such perennial favorites as "Furniture Is Not For Jumping," "If You Have All That Energy I Will Find Something For You To Do," "Do You Call That Clean?", "When I Was Your Age…" "Oh For The Love Of God Do I Have To Stand Over You While You Do It, Because I Will," "Furniture Is Not For Jumping (Refrain)" "Why Is There Screaming?" "We Do Not Eat Our Food Like Viking Berserkers" and of course "If You Two Do Not Settle Down Right This Minute You Will Spend The Rest Of The Day Sitting On Your Bed Quietly In The Dark." Kevin performs most of these, but I join in on the choruses and have learned most of the words to the one about furniture.
Then of course the adults gather in the master bedroom and engage in a few spoken word hits, such as "I Hear New Zealand Is Looking For Sys Admins" and "If We Sold Them For Their Organs, Would We Have To Share The Money With Their Mother?" plus bonus track "Dude, You Have Broken My Cat, He Was Not Like This Before You Got Him Hooked On The Laser Pointer."
Та Самая ursulav. Ащщщ!
"If You Two Do Not Settle Down Right This Minute You Will Spend The Rest Of The Day Sitting On Your Bed Quietly In The Dark" - это хит нашего с сестрой детства! Хотя, если подумать, куда менее популярный, чем "Why Is There Screaming?" (который мы временами слышим до сих пор ХD)